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Anonymous said: You haven't posted in a while ?? Hope things in your life are still lovely and that you come back to tumblr soon! Or did you get a new url?

I just haven’t been on for a while because I was super busy… But I’m back now! Enjoy your regularly scheduled sappy posts, funny posts, and obligatory pictures of pugs and Chanel signs. Thanks for checking in :)








slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   



saepphire:

saepphire:








craftbully:

ssecretfires:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.

"sometime u do"

hahahaha noooo



GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER










shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé














elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny




.everything in transit.

J'ai découvert le vrai bonheur le jour que t'as marché dans ma vie.
I discovered true happiness the day you came into my life.

Things I love: wearing sweatpants to bed, the smell of rain on asphalt, tomato basil bisque soup, tweeting about eating unhealthy food in bed, city lights against the nighttime sky, anything Chanel, pugs, finding subtle humorous nuances in the Harry Potter films, all things Kardashian, languages, white wine, and the man pictured above.

Things I dislike: harsh words, the heat, Thanksgiving food, people telling me "no," misleading façades, writing papers, the bandwagon concept, poor translations, having to wait another year for the next season of a show to be available on Netflix.